You Lazy Stay at Home Moms!

In the grand style of Feminazis everywhere, when you can't beat 'em, make crap up.

Top Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen, who carries a Frequent Visitor Pass to the White House, claimed Ann Romney, wife of Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney, "never worked a day in her life." Mrs. Romney was a stay at home mom who raised 5 boys, battled breast cancer and Multiple Sclerosis.

I'm a stay at home mom. Of course I wasn't always. I worked my butt off to support myself. I moved out at 13, so the jobs I could land were the worst of the worst because it was illegal to hire me. I scrubbed toilets, mopped floors, mucked out stables. When I was 18, I landed a job as a loan officer at a mortgage company; worst job I ever had. But, you do what you have to to survive.

Fast forward a few years, and my husband and I are expecting our first child. We had spoken extensively about what I wanted to do once we had a family, and there was no way I was going to let other people raise my kids. So we decided that we would get by on one income instead of two. So we wouldn't have as much money, but we wouldn't have kids who grow up to vote liberal and live in our basement their entire lives. And so my retirement began, or so I thought.

I thought to myself, "Wow, this is the life. Stay at home, no boss, no customers I have to tell their reach for the American Dream just got flushed because they didn't qualify for their loan." Of course, that was when I was pregnant.

Then my little bundle of joy arrived. I had never even held a baby before she was born, and nobody told me that they scream, cry, poop, eat, and keep you awake forever. Then comes the colic, where they poop, cry, scream, and keep you awake on an even grander scale.

But I wasn't done there. I had to have another one, because apparently once you have one, you're addicted. So while one is growing up, leaving toys all over, drawing on walls, and causing general mayhem, you have a screaming, crying, pooping, eating machine, too. Your job doesn't end when you walk in the door at 5 p.m.

Then eventually you have teenagers who are also screaming, crying, eating machines. You spend your time cooking, cleaning, driving, breaking up fights, paying all the bills, finding sandwiches stuffed under the cushions of your couch, dogs eating shoes, socks, furniture and the occasional kid. And you know what? I don't get paid a single damn penny to do it.

Trust me, there are times I think back to those halcyon days of denying people a mortgage, or hell mucking out stables. But this is my choice, and it's paid off. My kids will never stand on a street corner holding up signs that demands that the "1%" pay for their student loans, medical bills, marijuana, or whatever else those leaches want. And they will never become feminazis insulting a woman who chose to raise her children. Because it's the hardest damn job in the world, but it isn't thankless.

I find it slightly hypocritical for this woman to make any statements about stay at home moms. She herself took time off to raise her twins she adopted with her partner.

Now I have a question for Hilary Rosen: "Who's raising your kids? Because we know it isn't you. How many nannies do you employ?"

You Ms. Rosen, are a hypocrite, and you're the perfect example of an Obamazombie. In 2008 you bitched and moaned about Sarah Palin, now it's Ann Romney. So Palin was a working mom, Ann Romney wasn't. Why don't you just admit you're a political hack who only agrees with other feminazis, and then only if they march to your beat. Go back to Obama and tell him you failed, because you pissed off moms everywhere.

I'm sure the tire marks from the bus will fade with time.