By: Maximus

 

 

Person A: Back again I see?
Person B: Yep, nothing but fair trade for me.

A: How many of those shirts do you have?
B: I guess 10 (wearing the ‘hope and change’ shirt), I loaded up before the election, it was historic you know.

A: Yeah, they keep telling me that, but the only thing I see historic is the amount of money the guy can spend in the span of a year.
B: Well, Obama is just cleaning up the mess your oil man made. I hope he can nail this healthcare issue down before the Massachusetts election.

A: Why?
B: Have you not seen where the U.S ranks according to the World Health Organization? We are 37th! That is embarrassing!

A: What?
B: Yeah, look it up, no wait, I have my MacBook open, I’ll google it for you. (Click, Click, Click) Ah, see, right here in Times New Roman...37th.

A: Wow, I would have never thought to get a heart transplant in San Marino (#3), Andorra (#4), Singapore (#5)...I’ve heard they have really nice hospitals, Oman (#6)...oh man, never considered that place, Iceland (#15) of course, Saudi Arabia (#26)...do they use toilet paper to wipe nowadays (?), and Chile (#33). Wow, there we are good ol’ 37...you are right! So thats where you would go?
B: Of course, people do it all of the time and for half of the money our greedy doctors and insurance bloodsuckers charge.

A: So are you telling me people fly to those dumps you can’t even find on a map without ‘Googling’ it to get medical treatment?
B: All the time. I’ve heard Canada destroys us in the care they provide.

A: You know what is amazing to me?
B: What?

A: We were talking about Haiti the other day and would you believe 85% of the countries in front of ours on this ‘list’ haven’t sent a single doctor to Haiti? Can you believe that? The 37th worst medical providers in the world are basically the only people coming to help.
B: I’m sure its some kind of tax write off.

A: Yeah, probably so...tax cuts for the rich.